The Dry Tuesday Night Game

"It's a little different today," Jays manager Cito Gaston said. "We'll miss the other 30,000 people."

I'm sorry, Cito. I had to work. :( Otherwise, I would have just gone for the dollar weenies and just gotten drunk outside of the Union Station LCBO

"'They took it all out of the clubhouse,' Gaston said. 'I haven't opened my fridge yet to see if there's any in there.'"

<understatement>"'I don't think too many Canadians are going to be happy about that,' quipped Blue Jays starter Scott Richmond."</understatement>