Sunday, December 21, 2008

Doc Ellis - March 11, 1945 – December 19, 2008

Heard the sad news from GoJaysGo.

I don't care that it's shallow of me to be bemused by feats accomplished under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Pitching a no-hitter whilst tripping out, ladies and gentlemen, is epic.

Here is an interesting post from a blog called ath1337 about Ellis and a few other happyjuice heroes:

Baseball Players and HGH: You’re Doing it Wrong . . . Try LSD


Friday, December 12, 2008

Bye, Again...

For what it's worth,
it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

I hate Green Day, but that song popped into my head upon hearing the news. All the best to you, dude.

Now, for his apparent outgoing nature and sense of humour, I nominate Mr Barajas as the Jays' new Director of Shaving Cream Pies.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Speaking of Hammering...

“Not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, by no means, but when you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout, and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, it’s no better feeling than to have that done.

I heart you right in the face, Matt Stairs.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

From Failblog

fail owned pwned pictures
( see more pwn and owned pictures )

This made me LMAO, because I just noticed another funny juxtaposition on the front of The Sun the other day:

Monday, September 29, 2008

Jesse Loves Cheeseballs

* Phew *

* Bop *

...because it would have sucked a bit to not have a 20-HR hitter this year.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Please, Please Don't Rain Out Thiggy's First Big-League Homer.

Watching it sail over the wall at Campden Yards.

(ETA) After an hour or so delay, the game was called due to rain in the middle of the 6th. It would seem that they're still counting the stats for the top of the 6th, since the Jays were already ahead in the top of the 5th. So Curtis Thigpen smashes his first major league homer, and it's not wiped off the records.

Scott Richmond gets (gasp) his first major league... WIN. Y'know, that thing that happens if your offense scores more runs than you allow to score against you?! Strange but true!

Beyond respectable, my friend. I applaud you and hope to see you in the rotation in '09.


♥ ♥ ♥

Goodbye, AJ. :(

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Jays Had A Streak Earlier This Month.

I've Never Been To Vegas

It's pretty easy to get ridiculously cheap flights, right?

Want, want, WANT black T-shirt with this logo.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The Drunk Mets Fan

I probably just have a very sick sense of humour...

...but I saw this yesterday and I was crying from laughing so hard.

*"It is worth noting, to the masters of assumption out there, that the folks playing the prank on him were his friends, who knew he was okay. He was visibly breathing. And he cracked up for three innings straight after learning what had happened, laughed with the fans who had photographed him and even autographed people's beer bottles. He was a terrific sport who left the stadium on his own power."

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Armed And Ready...

Armed and ready to go 'round the lake for the game on Thurs.

(Yes, that's a mickey of vodka. Remember kids, it's only tailgaiting if you get caught.)

Thursday, September 4, 2008

No. 1 Sends No. 3 Over The Wall

Add this to the list of my favorite games this year.

J-Mac drives in the game-winning run (is that allowed?) and the Pasty Prince earns his shaving cream pie.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Look What I Found At Giant Tiger For .99...

Teenseh weenseh vintage Scott Rolen!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Aaron Hill On My Fireplace Mantle

My mantle is packed with all kinds of crap for which I haven't yet found a 'home'.

I just noticed the angel (a birthday gift a few years ago) was overlooking Aaron Hill. Be well soon, buddy.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Joe Inglett Officially Has Pwnag3

"When you hit 7 for 10 against a particular pitcher, you pretty much have some PWNAGE."

- Rance Mulliniks, on Joe Inglett's 7-for-10 record against Paul Byrd

"Is PWNAGE in the dictionary?"

- Jamie Campbell

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

( Joe Inglett - The LOLJayz Pic I Can't Bring Myself To Do )

If it was anyone other than Mighty Joe, I'd have taken this really obvious BUTTSECKS! bait.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Monday, August 11, 2008

Sunday, August 10, 2008


Randomness: Joe Inglett Pics


1. Have boobs.

2. Well, actually, that's pretty much it.

Concerned that the return of Vernon Wells could conceivably spell a demotion to Syracuse despite his good performance, Voodoo Joe ensures yet another teammate injury by pounding Lyle Overbay to the ground with his invisible bat.

I Hate Introductions.

So you're not really getting one.

Suffice to say: this blog is brought to you by vodka and Red Bull - because when you drink a vodka bomb on your way to the Jays game, you think of puns that rip off someone else's blog.