@#$!

...so the Jays were able to snap their losing streak, thanks in part to Scott Richmond's stellar performance at the plate!

Wait, that's not what happened.

This is what happened.

Jerry and Alan were having a lot of fun with the starting pitcher's first shot in the batter's box. After a big swinging strike:

"It looks like the bat swung him!"

After he grounded out: (paraphrased)

"Well, maybe he did swing the bat a little in Edmonton. As soon as he made contact, he just bolted for first base!"

"At least he ran the right way!"

Laughter ensued. Sure, guys; it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!

I kid. It was funny.

I think I mentioned this already, but it would have been nice to SEE the freaking game.