Wait, that's not what happened.
This is what happened.
Jerry and Alan were having a lot of fun with the starting pitcher's first shot in the batter's box. After a big swinging strike:
"It looks like the bat swung him!"After he grounded out: (paraphrased)
"Well, maybe he did swing the bat a little in Edmonton. As soon as he made contact, he just bolted for first base!"
"At least he ran the right way!"Laughter ensued. Sure, guys; it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!
I kid. It was funny.
I think I mentioned this already, but it would have been nice to SEE the freaking game.